Let's give a big Daily Item round-of-applause to the winner of this year's Cable Queen award: Ruth Hope!
That's right she's won again, for the 18th straight year. What is the award you ask? Well for you people not in the "know." It is a yearly award given to the prettiest woman (either in or married to somebody) in the telecommunications business. Ruth's husband is a "cable guy" so she more than qualifies for the award.
When interviewed by the "Daily Item" she gave some very "down to earth" answers to some tough questions.
(Daily Item Guy) "So you've won the prestigious "Cable Queen" award for the 18th straight year, do you have any comments?"
(Ruth Hope) "Yeah, you're stupid."
(Daily Item Guy) "Do you anticipate winning again next year?"
(Ruth Hope) "You're stupid."
(Daily Item Guy) -unfazed- ""Well there you have it! Back to you guys in the studio!"