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That's right Daily Item readers, my colonoscopy report came back and I passed with flying colors.
My colon gets an A+, +, +, +, +.
As in, my colon is THE model colon of the planet.
As in, mine is the colon others can only strive to be like.
As in, my colon may be chosen as the "poster-colon" of the AMAA.
As in, UCLA would like my colon donated to science when I die.
As in, The Smithsonian would like to borrow it to and take it on tour across America.
Enough, enough of my colon boasting.
These test results have brought me a new jubilant zest for life. Naturally. So in a haste I decided to spring for a new outfit (pictured above). Ruth would not wear hers so I gave it to my sister in-law Wendy who is displaying it proudly (er, thanks Wendy). Nothing could feel better than the exuberance I feel when I wear my terry cloth man suit. You'd be a fool not to join me.