OK, I'm not bitter against multi-level marketing. I just marvel when my multi-level marketing friends can't read my non-verbal cues of irritation and loathing of their "company."
In the end, I have to tell them this:
"It's not you. It's me. I'd inadvertently ruin your company."
"Nope. Funny thing, I couldn't use some extra cash in just a few hours a day!"